The Tax Poem

Friday, 05 December 2008

Hear this article Tax his land,  Tax his bed,  Tax the table  At which he's fed. Tax his tractor,  Tax his mule,  Teach him taxes,  Are the rule. Tax his work,  Tax his pay,  He works for peanuts anyway! Tax his cow,  Tax his goat,  Tax his pants,  Tax his coat. Tax his ties,  Tax his shirt,  Tax his work,  Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink,  Tax him if he,  Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers,  If he cries, Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways, To tax his ass. Tax all he has, Then let him know, That you won't be done, Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till, He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in, Which he's laid. Put these words, Upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me, to my doom...' When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply, The inheritance tax.  Accounts Receivable Tax  Building Permit Tax  CDL license Tax  Cigarette Tax  Corporate Income Tax  Dog License Tax  Excise Taxes  Federal Income Tax  Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)  Fishing License Tax  Food License Tax  Fuel Permit Tax  Gasoline Tax (44.75 cents per gallon)  Gross Receipts Tax  Hunting License Tax  Inheritance Tax  Inventory Tax  IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)  Liquor Tax  Luxury Taxes  Marriage License Tax  Medicare Tax  Personal Property Tax  Property Tax  Real Estate Tax  Service Charge T ax  Social Security Tax  Road Usage Tax  Sales Tax  Recreational Vehicle Tax  School Tax  State Income Tax  Local Income Tax ( Ours is one of the highest there is )  State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)  Telephone Federal Excise Tax  Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax  Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes  Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax  Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax  Telephone State and Local Tax  Telephone Usage Charge Tax  Utility Taxes  Vehicle License Registration Tax  Vehicle Sales Tax  Watercraft Registration Tax  Well Permit Tax  Workers Compensation Tax UNNECESSARY TAXES FOR UNNECESSARY SCHOOLS  STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?  Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.  What in the world happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'  And I still have to 'press 1' for English !?!?!?!?     Comments Add New Search RSS Write comment Name: Email:  do not notifynotify Website: Title: Please input the anti-spam code that you can read in the image. Powered by !JoomlaComment 3.26 3.26 Copyright (C) 2008 Compojoom.com / Copyright (C) 2007 Alain Georgette / Copyright (C) 2006 Frantisek Hliva. All rights reserved."

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